frequently questioned answers

you should keep in mind that everything im saying in here is 100% the truth and not satire

who even reads this???

you

why is your hum0r like that?

lemme tell you a story, so at first, its gonna be funny, but itll have a really sad ending. so back when i was 6 or 7 y/o, i had a friend called Qotaqbas, hes a really nice guy. one day we decided to play this funny game called the hammer and the nail, basically, you take a hammer, and you hit the other kid's head with it, and so he hit my head with a hammer, and since then, i was never the same as before

whats with the conspiracy theory thing on your website? how do you come to such conclusions?

so i basically meditate for an hour or so right before sleep to purify my soul, then i start lucid dreaming, and there i summon the god, and he tells me everything about reality, which is the reason why i can manipulate reality however i like, and btw, shoutout to chatgpt for teliing me about this method

how do you make esolangs?

oh its simple, you just wait for 9-dimensional alien beings to inject the whole esolang specification into your brain activity (but to be serious it really does sometimes feel like that)

whats your opinion on the current (as of 2026-08-29) geopolitical state of the world?

usa is being colonized by israel, china is now the freest country in the world, russia will collapse... aaaaaaaaaaaany second now... klauss schwab is the dictator of eu, and hes gonna enslave the planet, anyway bye im gonna burn down an orphanage

wait... why are you burning down an orphanage?

becoz ive been twaumatized as a kid :3

oh ok... how can i help your cause then?

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